Trends in Low Places

TILP 23: The Raptor Chronicles

This week, the boys unashamedly become a conspiracy theory podcast. Cush explores the surge of power married people feel at the reins of a single person’s dating app. Michael investigates the horror that walks among us. Everyone learns a thing or two about the depth of human stupidity.

• Don’t Ken Bone the Rock. [2:25]
• Slipped a disc there, huh?. [8:35]
• Chicago continues to be the most dangerous city in America. [12:45]
• Sand and pee buddies. [18:05]
• Overlords from the great beyond. [22:20]
• Just a deep misunderstanding of physics. [41:00]
• Your Honor, may I please heckle the bench? [48:15]
• Ride the R2D2 lightning. [52:00]
• Shitty First Dates. [54:35]
• Sapiosexuals. [61:30]

TILP 22: Bromper Buddies

This week, the boys take a shot at the original king of the male romper. Cush steps to the wrong side of history to defend Nickelback for some reason. Michael introduces two very insane conspiracy theories and receives assurance he’s just the prettiest boy. Shockingly, we talk a lot about butts again.

• Ghost riding your own whip. [1:45]
• The worst of men’s fashions. [3:40]
• Bros and Butts. [8:55]
• The gross laws of attraction. [19:40]
• Marry me! [25:35]
• I’m just an impostor boi. [34:20]
• A Poorly Thought Defense of Nickelback. [41:00]
• I’ll take one art, please. [48:15]
• The Finland Conspiracy [58:20]

TILP 21: The Bird Supremacy

The boys are back in action to chat drinking leagues, bad names for genitals, and the darkest secrets of our parents. Michael doesn’t trust our criminal jiu-jitsu system. Cush takes a trip among the stars and demands a Bill Clinton Animorph Experiment. We talk about being naked for maybe too long?

• Drinking league aggression. [1:35]
• No more front-bottoms and wee-wees. [7:40]
• A time and place to be naked. [17:20]
• Falconry, the sport of sexy presidents. [25:30]
• Kill me, Jason Statham. [34:35]
• Tim Gunn, deadliest man alive. [37:40]
• Very bad things, RV-style. [44:40]
• The price of infidelity. [54:20]

TILP 20: From Dusk Til Dong

This week, the boys celebrate Ja Rule’s return to the public eye and mourn our lost opportunity to sell dumb stuff to Instagram kids. Cush delves into the great Shaved Cat Mystery of 2017. Michael breaks down a meaty feud between Portland strip clubs. We all yell about “woke” commercials.

• The summer’s hottest jams.  [3:00]
• Fyre away! [8:45]
• Fake Woke Brands [17:45]
• Naked & Afraid: Honeymoon Edition [27:20]
• Get paid, Barack. [34:25]
• Trump parodies…but why? [38:00]
• Shaved kitties and Dane Cook. [42:30]
• Vegan Strip Club vs. Steakhouse Strip Club. [50:40]
• Pee and Primanti Bros. [63:00]

TILP 19: Ass-assin's Creed

This episode starts with Cush whiffing hard on pop culture and goes downhill from there. We investigate eels where the sun don’t shine, Michael tracks down the sickest beats on the planet, and Cush gets pretty worked up about British people. The boys talk a lot about butts, poop and murder. So... pretty standard episode.

• Smart Cities and Soft Lumber. [2:00]
• Eels in your bumbles. [6:00]
• Home witchdoctor remedies. [12:30]
• DJ Geriatric. [19:15]
• Marsupeople. [25:20]
• Big Parasite’s Tourism Play [29:05]
• Fun with nuclear reactors. [33:50]
• Y’all basic. [40:10]
• Juicegate. [45:10]
• Lock it up, Britain. [52:30]
• Faux terrorism and just a real big damn dog. [57:40]

TILP 18: Gwyneth Paltrow’s Downstairs Mixup

This week, the boys weigh the benefits of flying dildos. Michael wonders why Gwyneth Paltrow wants to shove bad things up vaginas, Mike relives tragic Easter memories, and we examine the darkness that lies in the hearts of men. No big deal.

• Uranus. Hehehe. [3:35]
• You’re a smart feller, I mean a fart smeller. [7:00]
• Cards Against Humanity, the ultimate barometer of cool. [7:55]
• Internet vigilantes, leave it to Liam Neesons. [10:00]
• Dildo all the things. [13:10]
• Easter grudges linger. [17:20]
• Back on that grind(r). [22:00]
• Looking for jade in all the wrong places. [28:12]
• OK Google, give me an Angry Cyanide Whopper. [33:30]
• Somehow a worse Donald Trump. [40:20]

TILP 17.5: Guess Who Is Coming to Furious

We watched Fate of the Furious, and y'all...well, we weren't sober. Please enjoy this rowdy breakdown of the newest installment of the finest movie franchise of this, or any, generation.

Alternative episode titles include: Diesel Team One, Mr. Diesel If You Nasty, and Punching You In the Dick All Day.

TILP 17: Tuna Fast Tuna Furious

This week, the boys discover there’s such a thing as too much bacon. Cush introduces your favorite new phrase. Michael explores Canada’s strategic porn reserve. Our Shanghai field reporter issues her first communiqué, and it’s killer. Everyone gets a Bible lesson.

• Sean Spicer’s Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Press Conference [2:40]
• Choke artists unite. [6:50]
• #JasonSegelEatMyFace [8:20]
• Berenstain Bears and Too Much Bacon. [14:40]
• Highly skilled Chinese labor. [22:01]
• Tuna – it’s in your mouth. [26:30]
• Breakup music. [34:15]
• Preserving Canada’s rich cultural heritage. And sex comics. [40:00]
• Crucifixion, you know for funsies! [46:40]
• The next wave of Biblical edutainment. [53:40]

TILP 16: Do a Barrel Heist!

We finally pulled off a live show, and it’s a banger. We talk about crackheads, the restorative properties of Publix chicken tenders. Michael investigates the greatest heist of all time. Cush betrays a severe misunderstanding of science, which should not surprise long-time listeners. The boys advocate healthy pee habits.

• Chicken tendies cure all ills. [1:45]
• The Highway Collapse of Northern Aggression. [3:05]
• #shotsfired [7:15]
• The sweetest crime in history. [9:03]
• The last action punchboy. [26:00]
• Flapjack failures. [28:50]
• The fanciest, dumbest fruits. [34:45]
• What are you doing, Yahoo? Just what are you doing? [45:00]
• The tricky side of male contraceptives. [47:20]
• Hit me with that creamy filling. [56:50]

TILP 15: Dr. Rendezvous' Punch Society

Reunited, and it feels so, so good. This week, the boys swap fishing stories, ponder the impact of bringing an Xbox to an orgy, and yell at a train. Cush tries to get to the bottom of a dirty story, Michael explores why NBA players go so crazy, and the boys ask if fake news is ever OK. But really, we talk about an orgy for a very long time.

Highlights include:

• Michael discovers the Big Chicken [3:15]
• Red Lobster rules, and we won’t hear differently. [6:05]
• Hometown orgy goes awry. [10:51]
• Hey dudes, maybe just try being smarter and less shitty? [14:35]
• Mind the gap between fake news stories. [25:35]
• Shaquille O’Neal joins the Flat Earth Society. [34:40]
• Buzz Aldrin punch club and the best nickname of all time. [40:15]
• We continue our war on New Zealand. [45:25]
• Bathroom cameras, but for weirder reasons than you think. [47:26]
• Canada’s two-ply aggression intensifies. [53:50]