November 13, 2020
The Pop Tab Sex Economy
We're gonna be honest – Mike was drunk for this one, and it shows. Mike pops and won't stop, Michael loses a bet, and we all make a statue of our favorite dogs.
October 30, 2020
The Porny Express
The boys are back, and true to form they basically just talk about dicks the whole time. Mike remembers critical information about penis bones, Michael opens a secret box, and we all ponder Sam Neill's obsession with solitaire. It's our best yet.
September 5, 2020
A Million Little Kermits
This week the boys discover a prize sheep with a last-place hog. Mike goes nuts for a bad heist, Michael accidentally creates the Cars Extended Universe, and we all deliver flawless Kermit the Frog impressions. It's our best yet.
August 28, 2020
The Cows Have Eyes
This week, the boys say it's finally time to bring Major Tom home from space. Mike writes the hot new song of the summer (a sequel to last year's song of the summer), Michael taunts the tigers of Africa by drawing eyes on his butt, and we all point guns at our downstairs. It's our best yet.
August 7, 2020
Real Doll-phins
This week, the boys are finally back to boot-scootin'. Michael turns his back on Man's Best Friend, Mike wanders off the grid, and poems? We catch 'em all. It's our best yet.
July 10, 2020
BYOButtplug
This week, the boys are here to pitch you on a piping hot new business venture: the Soup Tube. Mike revisits the most important car anti-theft device of the 90s, Michael plugs into Animal Crossing Tinder dates, and we all celebrate Scrabble banning the use of slurs. It's our best yet.
July 3, 2020
Protect Your Peeholes
This week the boys rub themselves raw untangling a frivolous lawsuit. Michael is once again fending off bloodsucking monsters from his peehole, Mike gratefully accepts Gen Z's hatred of Millennials, and good buddy Curtis swings by to open a can of WWE learning. We all pick up a Captain Planet dad meal from Burger King. It's our best yet.
June 23, 2020
Kyrie Irving IS The Good Doctor
This week, the boys are back and where the hell are our McMuffins, Stacey? Michael takes and breaks a vow of silence, Mike shares his most powerful brother move, and we all pitch a bold new vision for the NBA and ABC's fall television lineup. It's our best yet.
May 29, 2020
Spider-Man’s Infinite Dick Rips
This week, the boys tackle the question on everyone's mind - yo, what the hell is up with pelicans? Michael gets handsy with Spider-Man, Mike invites PETA to his Animal Crossing island, and we all ride the slowest roller coaster on earth. It's our best yet.
May 22, 2020
