July 3, 2020
June 23, 2020
Kyrie Irving IS The Good Doctor
This week, the boys are back and where the hell are our McMuffins, Stacey? Michael takes and breaks a vow of silence, Mike shares his most powerful brother move, and we all pitch a bold new vision for the NBA and ABC's fall television lineup. It's our best yet.
May 29, 2020
Spider-Man’s Infinite Dick Rips
This week, the boys tackle the question on everyone's mind - yo, what the hell is up with pelicans? Michael gets handsy with Spider-Man, Mike invites PETA to his Animal Crossing island, and we all ride the slowest roller coaster on earth. It's our best yet.
May 22, 2020
A Spider for Every Hole
After 17 long years, the boys are back! And honestly, this one's just for us. Michael reveals a list of his greatest fears, Mike explores the Daniel Day Lewis school of acting, and we all call for a reckoning against the sins of the Mackinac Island Popcorn Company. It's our best yet.
March 20, 2020
CATS: The Whathole Cut
This week, the boys decide to make Quarantine Art. It goes poorly. Michael demands the Butthole Cut of CATS, Mike meets a really stupid robot. We all waste a lot of time. It's our best yet.
March 13, 2020
Smooch the Pope
This week the boys flirt dangerously close to being funny. Mike decides it's finally time to make use of his balls, Michael sets the Monstars lineup for Space Jam 2, and we all get ready to kiss that dang Pope. It's our best yet.
March 6, 2020
Hive Crimes and Misdemeanors
This week, it's time for some dang BEE CRIMES. Michael gets all gabagool on some bees. Mike explores the dental fixation of the Furby race and really lays into Ralph Waldo Emerson's lazy ass. We all get mad hype about Love Is Blind. It's our best yet.
February 22, 2020
Lunesta Sky Marshal
This week, the boys pretty much just share travel horror stories. Michael gets ready to ball out of control on a coronavirus cruise, Mike reveals why he doesn't drink on airplanes, and we weigh the many crimes of Honey I Shrunk The Kids 2. It's our best yet.
February 14, 2020
Agents of G.E.O.F.F.
The boys are back to form the paramilitary retail sex assistants of Michael's dreams. Mike contemplates life as a bank robber, Michael helps an old man find his Republican Goddess, and we are all really excited to take money to tell you about how much Mike Bloomberg sucks. It's our best yet.
January 24, 2020