February 22, 2020
February 14, 2020
Agents of G.E.O.F.F.
The boys are back to form the paramilitary retail sex assistants of Michael's dreams. Mike contemplates life as a bank robber, Michael helps an old man find his Republican Goddess, and we are all really excited to take money to tell you about how much Mike Bloomberg sucks. It's our best yet.
January 24, 2020
Dad Dad Binks
This week, the boys cook up a hot new dish of #ChickenOfTheTrees. Mike suggests innovative updates for mascot violence, Michael chugs milk in the Senate, and we all dip our dicks in soy sauce for the clout. Time to get buff with our hot new daddy, Jar Jar Binks.
January 17, 2020
If This Katana Slits, You Must Acquit
This week, while you went to law school the boys studied the blade. Mike imparts some airtight legal advice that should absolutely never be followed, Michael gets a noseful of love, and we demand the return of trial by combat to settle all grievances. Buckle up for a brand new streaming service, because this is our best yet.
January 10, 2020
Our Father Who Fart In Heaven
This week is mostly about farts and fart narc robots, and literally no one is sorry about that. Michael visits CES 2020 to hit the Nut Button, Mike fights the Master Poopmind AI, and we all take a stinky steam bath with God. It's our best yet.
December 20, 2019
Kundalini, Shmundalini
This week, it's everyone's favorite time of the year – The Bad Sex in Fiction Awards. Mike introduces some hot new dog math, Michael invites his employer in to get a good whiff, and we all get freaky naughty with some books. It's our best yet.
November 22, 2019
As American as Fruit-Filled Pie
This week, the boys start ranking Thanksgiving treats. Michael gets sweet vindication regarding pee parasites, Mike plays with his Captain Warman and Steelguy action figures, and we all donate our toes to mixology. It's our best yet.
November 8, 2019
TILP 121: Grandma Got Run Over By a Pipe Bomb
This week, the boys turn TILP into the next great media franchise. Michael discovers a new career in dinner theater, Mike uncovers the most metal holiday of all time, and we all just get nasty on some hard-boiled eggs. It's our best yet.
October 25, 2019
TILP 120: Rise of PopeNet
This week, the boys get highly blasphemous. Mike pitches Communion 2.0, Michael gets sensual with a RoboCush, and we all deeply misunderstand the tenets and mysteries of the Catholic faith. Saints preserve and protect us, and also with you. It's our best yet!
October 18, 2019