This week, it's our ONE YEAR anniversary, and we look a gift-frog in the mouth. Mike uncovers the hidden truth about aliens and tries to cover the unhidden truth about your cat's butthole. Michael asks not what zombie Jesus can do for you, but what you can do for zombie Jesus. We go deep into the story of one man's very horrible drunken mistake.
Highlights include:
  • Luketose Intolerance [3:22]
  • Blink UFO [9:49]
  • R2-DFruit [20:18]
  • Fightin' 'Round the Girls [28:30]
  • Lord Zombo Christ [37:30]
  • Class Up That Cathole [46:55]
  • Bronze Dildo Pogo Stick [54:18]
This week, we find out what Jesus was hiding in that holiest of holes. Mike warns of the dangers of both confined spaces and horny ghosts. Michael reveals TILP's newest sponsors and Mike shares our possible new theme song. We treat you all to the dulcet tones of The Michaels Ocean.
Highlights include:
  • This is My House [01:20]
  • Mr. Dumb, Bad Robot [03:30]
  • Badonkadonk Jesus [11:35]
  • Binge Mode [23:15]
  • Pirates of the Caribbean Queen [31:45]
  • Sponsored Content [35:55]
  • Ghost 2: Erotic Boogaloo [41:28]
  • Secret Japanese Game Show [52:06]
  • Come At Us Billy Ocean [58:16]
December 7, 2017

TILP 50: Avalanche of Love

This week, we unleash an avalanche of pure sexual energy that explodes in a prism of mouth machines. Michael delivers Grim Truths about the Hunger. Mike once again reveals the limits of Christian science education. We learn some hard truths about all of Rudolph’s lady pals.
Highlights include:
  • Cush suits up. [3:00]
  • Well, it’s erotica time. [11:45]
  • Flower autopsies. [41:00]
  • Sorry, Reindeer Games. [47:15]
  • Absolute panda-monium. [55:55]