This week, the boys get a tour of Fort Collins’ finest hotel from returning Good Buddy, Curtis. Michael wonders how two grown men become entangled with a robot, Curtis shares the worst MLK Day gift of all time, and Mike pushes the limits of presidential authority. Everyone gets progressively, aggressively drunk. Sorry.
Highlights include:
  • Football for the Lord [4:16]
  • A Mannequin Knight’s Tale [6:20]
  • Watermelon for my sham friends. [14:00]
  • Not Fergalicious at All [19:40]
  • Air Bud: Governator [27:10]
  • A brief hotel tour [33:15]
  • You like pepper spray, brah? [38:00]
  • Smirnoff Ice contracts [41:00]
  • OKStupid.com [43:45]
  • No Dry Bristles [50:30]
  • Never gonna click you up. [53:40]
  • Can You Smell What Barack is Cookin'? [54:45]
This week, the boys discover that the only thing Hogan Knows is failure. Mike realizes he missed out on all the hot space camp action. Michael defends us from the worst scum of the universe. We turn rumors into terrible reality and reimagine the Alaskan sex scene. It’s our best yet.
Highlights include:
  • Galaxy Defenders [2:40]
  • Space Camp Orgy [10:38]
  • Pastamania Runs Wild [14:26]
  • Rumor Has It [36:30]
  • Flamin' Hot Fashionista [44:45]
  • Santa, The Ultimate Arbiter of Justice [51:10]
  • Sled Doggy Style [58:50]
February 9, 2018

TILP 58: Crawmom Prime

This week, the boys welcome a special guest to help us fight off merciless hordes of European crayfish. Mike ponders the price of anonymity, Michael licks Doritos dust off his fingies like a trash bear, and Curtis explains how to smuggle a pizza into a movie theater. It’s our best yet.
Highlights include:
  • Clone armies and Old Bay [5:05]
  • Illuminati Oscars invite [16:30]
  • #brands and trash bears [27:40]
  • One Dollar Daydreams [43:00]
  • Ham babies and pizza spies. [55:15]
  • Robo problems. [72:00]
February 1, 2018

TILP 57: A Gull’s Porpoise

This week, the boys explore the unrealistic beauty standards of the world’s dromedaries. Michael finally reveals some young Howard content and Mike wonders: what if big beans?
Highlights include:
  • High time for fry time. [1:45]
  • Supervillains and Humanity Stars. [8:15]
  • @WeRateCamels [18:30]
  • Two ends of the animal love spectrum. [26:30]
  • What’s. On. Asia! [37:40]
  • HUGE BEANS? [45:22]
  • Newsflash: Florida is weird! [56:15]