September 29, 2017

TILP 41: Spliffhanger

This week, we follow in Twitter’s footsteps and take it to 280. Michael talks about being a young intramural hothead, Mike instigates a new burger war, and we lament the state of the male stripper meat market.
Highlights include:
  • Mad pooper updates. [6:15]
  • Flat Earth sobsciety. [9:00]
  • Everybody needs a Higgins. [16:45]
  • Theoretical autumn. [23:00]
  • A packed pocketbook. [28:00]
  • 2 High 2 Walk [33:15]
  • NFL, the flag and Cheeto Prez [37:00]
  • Baby, you got IT [49:45]
  • Classroom crimes. [58:30]
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September 21, 2017

TILP 40: Humping Iron

This week, we get back to our roots: dongs and poop. Michael provides a helpful PSA about sticking things where they don’t belong, Mike reveals childhood scent trauma, and we uncover Chick-fil-A’s Sunday chicken crimes. Someone gets us to a Swiss toilet, immediately.
Highlights include:
  • My milkshake brings hot cops to the yard. [4:00]
  • Weight weight, don’t tell me. [9:15]
  • Jogging logger. [15:30]
  • Poop Tin of an Artist as a Young Man [26:10]
  • There’s always money in the Swiss toilet. [32:40]
  • The Sick Scents. [39:00]
  • 2/10, would not review again [48:15]
  • I hope you burn your damn hands off. [56:15]
  • Don’t honk at me. [59:50]
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This week, love is in the air...and the water, the dirt, and the train station. Michael forms a very deep connection with Mother Earth, Mike gets space insurance, and we celebrate the smartest concert-goer of all time. Seriously though, we laugh at eco-sexuals for a solid 30 minutes.
Highlights include:
  • A certified shrub banger. [4:30]
  • Lovebugs and sex witches [14:30]
  • All aboard the love train. [26:00]
  • The friendly green skies [32:00]
  • Memory short enough to forget you're lonely. [38:40]
  • Hot tub time machinations. [42:00]
  • The Fur Baby Economy [47:45]
  • Brilliant boozy booty [52:50]
  • Never gonna give up this download. [59:40]
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This week, the boys practice their used car sales pitches. Mike worries that clowns may have damaged their brand beyond repair, Michael investigates a very messy date, and now we’re running for mayor, and Hell's coming with us.
Highlights include:
  • No. 1 All Star [4:30]
  • Cover my tab? [6:40]
  • Sorry clowns, this is pretty on-brand. [12:45]
  • Peppa Pig’s piss-poor proposal. [16:55]
  • Head Down, Windows Up, That's the Way I Get My Poo [20:30]
  • Simulated unicorn love. [30:40]
  • Welcome to Hell, peasants. [36:25]
  • Please don’t trust chug. [44:00]
  • Waffle House special forces. [51:30]
  • Time to cut those strings. [55:00]
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