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Trends In Low Places is a comedic exploration of the hottest and dumbest trends of the day. Your intrepid hosts Mike and Michael – joined by friendly experts – explore social trending topics, current events and the modern era’s insatiable hunger for celebrity deaths. If you’re in desperate need for unqualified analysis of our world’s most pressing issues, these are the guys for you.
Episodes

Sep 29, 2017
Sep 29, 2017
1hr 6 min
This week, we follow in Twitter’s footsteps and take it to 280. Michael talks about being a young intramural hothead, Mike instigates a new burger war, and we lament the state of the male stripper meat market.
Highlights include:
- Mad pooper updates. [6:15]
- Flat Earth sobsciety. [9:00]
- Everybody needs a Higgins. [16:45]
- Theoretical autumn. [23:00]
- A packed pocketbook. [28:00]
- 2 High 2 Walk [33:15]
- NFL, the flag and Cheeto Prez [37:00]
- Baby, you got IT [49:45]
- Classroom crimes. [58:30]

Sep 21, 2017
Sep 21, 2017
1hr 6 min
This week, we get back to our roots: dongs and poop. Michael provides a helpful PSA about sticking things where they don’t belong, Mike reveals childhood scent trauma, and we uncover Chick-fil-A’s Sunday chicken crimes. Someone gets us to a Swiss toilet, immediately.
Highlights include:
- My milkshake brings hot cops to the yard. [4:00]
- Weight weight, don’t tell me. [9:15]
- Jogging logger. [15:30]
- Poop Tin of an Artist as a Young Man [26:10]
- There’s always money in the Swiss toilet. [32:40]
- The Sick Scents. [39:00]
- 2/10, would not review again [48:15]
- I hope you burn your damn hands off. [56:15]
- Don’t honk at me. [59:50]

Sep 14, 2017
Sep 14, 2017
1hr 6 min
This week, love is in the air...and the water, the dirt, and the train station. Michael forms a very deep connection with Mother Earth, Mike gets space insurance, and we celebrate the smartest concert-goer of all time. Seriously though, we laugh at eco-sexuals for a solid 30 minutes.
Highlights include:
- A certified shrub banger. [4:30]
- Lovebugs and sex witches [14:30]
- All aboard the love train. [26:00]
- The friendly green skies [32:00]
- Memory short enough to forget you're lonely. [38:40]
- Hot tub time machinations. [42:00]
- The Fur Baby Economy [47:45]
- Brilliant boozy booty [52:50]
- Never gonna give up this download. [59:40]

Sep 7, 2017
Sep 7, 2017
1hr 1 min
This week, the boys practice their used car sales pitches. Mike worries that clowns may have damaged their brand beyond repair, Michael investigates a very messy date, and now we’re running for mayor, and Hell's coming with us.
Highlights include:
- No. 1 All Star [4:30]
- Cover my tab? [6:40]
- Sorry clowns, this is pretty on-brand. [12:45]
- Peppa Pig’s piss-poor proposal. [16:55]
- Head Down, Windows Up, That's the Way I Get My Poo [20:30]
- Simulated unicorn love. [30:40]
- Welcome to Hell, peasants. [36:25]
- Please don’t trust chug. [44:00]
- Waffle House special forces. [51:30]
- Time to cut those strings. [55:00]
