July 10, 2020

BYOButtplug

This week, the boys are here to pitch you on a piping hot new business venture: the Soup Tube. Mike revisits the most important car anti-theft device of the 90s, Michael plugs into Animal Crossing Tinder dates, and we all celebrate Scrabble banning the use of slurs. It's our best yet.
July 3, 2020

Protect Your Peeholes

This week the boys rub themselves raw untangling a frivolous lawsuit. Michael is once again fending off bloodsucking monsters from his peehole, Mike gratefully accepts Gen Z's hatred of Millennials, and good buddy Curtis swings by to open a can of WWE learning. We all pick up a Captain Planet dad meal from Burger King. It's our best yet.