This week, the boys immediately go off the rails with a coked-up Pikachu and never look back. Michael gets accepted into ninja school, Mike laments black market dino exchanges, and we all shlorp the bone soup of a stupid mummy. It's our best yet.
- Pikachua fingerblast explosion [1:45]
- Teddy Ninjasvelt [6:30]
- Escape to Crime [23:00]
- Dumb Allosaurus Bones [33:00]
- Milkshake Mummy [43:00]
- 23 scoops of cannibalism! [54:40]
In their horniest episode yet, the boys peep a bunch of really impressive hogs. Michael introduces the latest evolutionary marvel killed by Australia, Mike reveals the wonderful world of dinosaurotica, and damn do we just talk about dicks the whole time.
- POTUS, FLOTUS, or SCOTUS
- Pounded in the butt by my own dinosaur bone
- Frog Hogs
- Work-crime quorums
- Robo rectum? Damn near killed him.
- Flaccid coffin super soaker
This week the boys rack up some hefty Nigerian cyberbullying charges. Michael gets real nasty with some Double-D Divination, Mike blazes one for the Lord, and we take prisons to fantasyland. It's our best yet.
- Cotton holidays [1:00]
- Welcome to weed church, losers. [5:00]
- The pendulous breasts of fate [13:00]
- 274 counts of cyberbullying! [20:30]
- The wages of TED is death. [32:30]
- PrisonBreak: Westeros[42:40]
- Dancing with kittens [52:45]
This week, the boys break down the hottest food trends: crotch ovens and hot dog water. Mike admits his fear of death at the hands of the Almighty Father, Michael ponders the potency of Big Dick Energy, and we’re finally calling it – The Rock is a real-life movie star, you guys! It’s our best yet.
- Rabbit, rabbit!
- Hot dog exit strategies
- That tasty Welch’s God Juice
- Brick-lined crotch oven pizza
- Hot dog water
- Big dick energy
- Porn in all the wrong places