This week, the boys remind you to see a doctor if you have a purple dinosaur lasting longer than four hours. Michael fruitlessly attempts to prove a conspiracy theory wrong. Mike cuts through the crap. We wax nostalgic for the only camping experience worth having.
  • Dino bones [0:35]
  • Johnny Appleripper [7:04]
  • There's always money in the Mattress Firm [21:31]
  • MMOMG [27:21]
  • Valet Horseplay [37:45]
  • King of the wild buffet [45:50]
  • Raised with the blade [53:00]
January 18, 2018

TILP 55: Bourbon and Gravy

This week, the boys dive headfirst into mail crimes and welcome a new ruler to the throne. Michael serves us up a hot mug of the worst drinks of all time, Mike eats from the trash, and we learn the magical art of cleaning up.
Highlights include:
  • Amazon crimes
  • Mail crimes
  • Drink crimes
  • Pizza crimes
  • It’s mostly crimes.
  • Yassss queen.
January 11, 2018

TILP 54: Dildo Daddins

First off…we’re very sorry. This week, Mike jumps in a freezer and waits for death. Michael introduces the worst possible dildo experience of all time. It’s our worst episode yet, complete with a Marvel Studios-style post-credits scene. Enjoy?
Highlights include:
  • You can’t outdeal the Devil. [1:45]
  • Damn you, Zach Braff. [4:00]
  • Iguana PSA [7:25]
  • Freeze me, beat me, kill me. [14:40]
  • Become one with your toots. [21:10]
  • Put some pep in your butt. [30:00]
  • Testicular explosion disorder [40:00]
  • The Ballad of Newman [45:00]
  • Pump, pump, pump it up. [47:10]
  • The literal worst FML of all time. [55:10]
This week, we are back and ready to roll into the new year. Mike and Michael make excuses for their laziness. Mike sees dead people. Michael gets high on catnip. We go for a little dip in Silicon Valley poop-water.
Highlights include:
  • Ooh, piece of candy [7:35]
  • Sometimes Swedish dudes just hypnotize me [11:33]
  • Pandacists are not welcome here [22:51]
  • Merry Catmas [27:24]
  • River of Giardia [35:01]
  • Don't beat me again Daddy [51:03]
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