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Trends In Low Places is a comedic exploration of the hottest and dumbest trends of the day. Your intrepid hosts Mike and Michael – joined by friendly experts – explore social trending topics, current events and the modern era’s insatiable hunger for celebrity deaths. If you’re in desperate need for unqualified analysis of our world’s most pressing issues, these are the guys for you.
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Thursday Mar 30, 2017
TILP 15: Dr. Rendezvous' Punch Society
Thursday Mar 30, 2017
Thursday Mar 30, 2017
Reunited, and it feels so, so good. This week, the boys swap fishing stories, ponder the impact of bringing an Xbox to an orgy, and yell at a train. Cush tries to get to the bottom of a dirty story, Michael explores why NBA players go so crazy, and the boys ask if fake news is ever OK. But really, we talk about an orgy for a very long time.
Highlights include:
- Michael discovers the Big Chicken [3:15]
- Red Lobster rules, and we won’t hear differently. [6:05]
- Hometown orgy goes awry. [10:51]
- Hey dudes, maybe just try being smarter and less shitty? [14:35]
- Mind the gap between fake news stories. [25:35]
- Shaquille O’Neal joins the Flat Earth Society. [34:40]
- Buzz Aldrin punch club and the best nickname of all time. [40:15]
- We continue our war on New Zealand. [45:25]
- Bathroom cameras, but for weirder reasons than you think. [47:26]
- Canada’s two-ply aggression intensifies. [53:50]
Thursday Mar 23, 2017
TILP 14: March Badness
Thursday Mar 23, 2017
Thursday Mar 23, 2017
The boys recorded this one last week, so we called our shot on a March Madness champion - we both missed by a country mile. Cush introduces the least necessary movie reboot of all time, Michael waxes poetic on religion, and we both talk about Pornhub. Maybe too much?
Highlights include:
- The boys dunk on March Madness
- PSA: Don't read and drive.
- Gladiator II: Fightin' 'Round the World
- We rank some Dans.
- A Bible theme park adventure - now 100% less creepy.
- Michael gets his wires crossed on the Moses and Jesus origin stories.
- Breaking down the numbers on porn and dating.
Wednesday Mar 15, 2017
TILP 13: Father Ralph's Demon Emporium
Wednesday Mar 15, 2017
Wednesday Mar 15, 2017
Though half the duo was profoundly hungover, the boys turn in a real banger of an episode. Michael fixes healthcare, Cush takes a surprising stance on demonic possession, and What’s On Weibo makes a surprisingly non-sexy return. We celebrate the sacred tunes of Journey.
Highlights include:
- Mike and Michael make bad choices [1:35]
- After All These Years, still Daylight Saving Time? [4:00]
- When You Love an International Women's Day [10:50]
- We go Separate Ways on demonic possession. [23:30]
- Who’s Crying Now? (It’s Cush, playing a VR demon experience. [33:33]
- Lovin’, Touchin’, Stabbin'. [33:40]
- Steve Bannon's Seinfeld money. [40:05]
- I’ll Be Alright With You, Chinese Police Robuts [41:50]
- The Party’s Over, pandas suck now. [47:35]
- Don’t Stop Bein’ Dumb, Canada [50:40]
- Journey joke. [56:05]
Tuesday Mar 07, 2017
TILP 12: Danger Little Sweetmeat Jones
Tuesday Mar 07, 2017
Tuesday Mar 07, 2017
This week, the boys discuss the merits of weaponizing the dang moon. Michael reveals what happens when sex technology goes too far, Cush teaches Michael a new word, and we explore some of the finest baby names this side of a trash pile.
Highlights include:
- Cush is full of pink goo. [1:45]
- To the moon, Elon. [7:05]
- It’s about ethics in space rocks, Michael. [13:25]
- Wearable Technology in Low Places [15:50]
- Teleconferencing, but with dildos. [26:41]
- You’re dangerous, Mhavrych. [29:40]
- Venture deep into the storied lineage of the Sweetmeat clan. [34:23]
- How far would you go for a doctor’s note? [40:22]
- Looking for love in all the pun places. [48:45]
- DJ Pauly D doesn’t respect contracts. [56:50]
Wednesday Mar 01, 2017
TILP 11: Welcome to Piña Coladaburg
Wednesday Mar 01, 2017
Wednesday Mar 01, 2017
Ostensibly the hosts of a show about current events, the boys forget to talk about anything current or relevant. Cush struggles to accept a world in which a live-action Cinderella movie exists. Michael uncovers gnome-based meth economies, and we chat for far too long about alcoholic malt beverages. Better step back, friend – this is New Kids on the Block turf.
Highlights include:
- Where carb bonanzas are a pleasure [1:00]
- 2017 gets into the murder business [2:15]
- The Cushing family’s dark history with While You Were Sleeping [7:20]
- The boys throw an #AaronsParty [11:05]
- Cinderella’s gaslight ball [19:55]
- What’s up with all these 90s, though? [24:41]
- The Smirnoff ISIS Counterinsurgency [32:35]
- Crank: High Gnomage [37:27]
- The worst party bus in history [47:50]
- Master-Pieces of Pig Theater [53:30]
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