This week the boys rack up some hefty Nigerian cyberbullying charges. Michael gets real nasty with some Double-D Divination, Mike blazes one for the Lord, and we take prisons to fantasyland. It's our best yet.
Highlights include:
  • Cotton holidays [1:00]
  • Welcome to weed church, losers. [5:00]
  • The pendulous breasts of fate [13:00]
  • 274 counts of cyberbullying! [20:30]
  • The wages of TED is death. [32:30]
  • PrisonBreak: Westeros[42:40]
  • Dancing with kittens [52:45]
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This week, the boys break down the hottest food trends: crotch ovens and hot dog water. Mike admits his fear of death at the hands of the Almighty Father, Michael ponders the potency of Big Dick Energy, and we’re finally calling it – The Rock is a real-life movie star, you guys! It’s our best yet.
Highlights include:
  • Rabbit, rabbit!
  • Hot dog exit strategies
  • That tasty Welch’s God Juice
  • Brick-lined crotch oven pizza
  • Hot dog water
  • Big dick energy
  • Porn in all the wrong places
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This week, the boys catch all the buzz around the World Cup and propose a new line of public-use sex clothes. Michael serves up a hot slice of Greg, Mike admits he’s kind of here for Space Force, and we massage our vacation livers. It’s our best show yet.
Highlights include:
  • Vacation Liver Orgy House [2:30]
  • Buzzing those bits. [10:15]
  • Dangerously insane [28:20]
  • Enter the Chicken Ring Hellmouth.
  • The Inaugural Taste of Greg [42:00]
  • POOPINT [57:40]
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Here you go, ya nasty babies. This week, the boys delve into the secret world of toilet espionage. Mike does a fitness, Michael questions your journalistic integrity, and we take a two-country global tour of flapjacks. It’s our best yet.
Highlights include:
  • Interntional Burger Boy [0:45]
  • True Fitness Lies [6:50]
  • Mission: Impoosible [9:40]
  • Worst. Hulk. Ever. [24:00]
  • 8-armed mouthbabies. [31:20]
  • Libertarian Pizza Dream[37:50]
  • Hey science? Maybe chill with the murderbots? [46:00]
  • TILP Trinity [58:00]
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This week, the boys revisit a low-hanging TILP legend. Mike digs deep into Cushing family lore to reveal a childhood ursine menace, Michael meets a joke-telling robot that will take our jobs, and we wonder why you put that thang up there. Somehow Operation Dumbo Drop shows up.
Highlights include:
  • Old timey HR [1:30]
  • International House of Bad Publicity Stunts [4:15]
  • Roto-rooty, fresh and fruity [12:30]
  • Hanger stakes [20:30]
  • World Record Hats [23:15]
  • Two for poo. [37:00]
  • The Wellington Bear [48:30]
  • Leave comedy to the professionals. [53:00]
  • United Dinos of America [58:00]
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June 1, 2018

TILP 73: BTS TILP ;-)

This week, the boys light a candle for dearly departed robot dogs. Michael plays headline roulette, Mike highlights the Razor scooter pandemic sweeping Atlanta, and we all survive a close shave in the pool of life.
Highlights include:
  • K-Pop Growthhacking [7:00]
  • Headline Roulette [13:00]
  • Strap 'Em On Your Feet Baby, Let's Go! [21:00]
  • All Robo Dogs Go to Heaven [24:00]
  • Captcha'd! [31:30]
  • Antivenmo [32:30]
  • A hair too much pool time. [42:45]
  • Lots of people doing Ecstasy, these days! [55:00]
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This week, the boys are fascinated by the splendor of a royal wedding. Mike shows us how the sausage is made. Michael uses sound science to get to the bottom of octopus DNA, and the boys get real pedantic with Neil Degrasse Tyson. At us, Neil.
Highlights include:
  • Serena Williams, Duchess of Pong
  • M-Brie-MA
  • Wurst Car Ever
  • The NSA Dogabase
  • Thirty-three scientists can't be wrong
  • More like Neil Degrasse Dunkedon
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This week, the boys wade waist-deep into a salacious copyright fight. Mike proposes a new Holy Sacrament and we decide which Chris we want to smooch most.
Highlights include:
  • Pope 420 II [1:30]
  • Grimes’ boyfriend [4:30]
  • Serial poopslinger. [11:40]
  • Whole Lotto poop. [26:40]
  • Getting cocky with the cocky boys. [32:15]
  • Evans in the streets, Hemsworth in the sheets.
  • Prison stones. [45:00]
  • Dildo Ate My Homework [52:00]
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This week, the Bad Sex in Fiction Awards make a triumphant return! Michael takes us on a tractor ride. Mike visits some horrible vineyards. A listener delivers some very talented, very scary horses. We all go poopity-scoopity. It's our best yet.
Highlights include:
  • Poopity Scoopity
  • Is Tom Hardy good?
  • That zombo John Deere speed
  • Bad murder fanfic
  • Mario possession
  • Horse hapkido
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May 4, 2018

TILP 69: Nice

We finally hit that very funny sex number! Best shed your outerwear, because this episode is hotter than three weasels playing ultimate frisbee on the Sun. This week, Michael celebrates equestrian drinking games, Mike thirsts for that sexy robot with a bodacious bod. Dammit, Karen.
Highlights include:
  • Hot as a monkey’s uncle [2:00]
  • Peak Barenaked Ladies [16:00]
  • What if horse drunk? [23:00]
  • Big, dumb idiot, not sexy robot [37:30]
  • Becoming Karen. [45:40]
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