November 22, 2017

TILP 48: Chubby Chaser

This week, Mike takes time to nurse a litter of opossum pups before just absolutely ruining Thanksgiving for everyone. Michael finds the best Internet name contest of all time, and everyone takes a moment to praise our new saucy savior. It’s our best yet.
Highlights include:
  • Is the patriarchy even worth anything anymore? [2:25]
  • Turkey drop update. [11:00]
  • Here come the Hot Cops. [19:00]
  • Time to play opossum mom. [25:20]
  • 2 Fat 2b Furious [35:00]
  • A portrait of the messiah in ketchup. [41:40]
  • Gritty McGritface [50:40]
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November 16, 2017

TILP 47: The Pork Knight Rises

This week, we open the show by forgetting the name of every famous artist. Mike takes a tasty bite of our Lord and Savior, Michael breaks some fake news, and we wonder why David Blaine won’t commit card crimes against ISIS.
Highlights include:
  • Someone please make Rush Hour 4. [5:15]
  • The Colonel and His 12 Disciples [10:30]
  • Blake Shelton and his no-good, unsexy balls. [18:10]
  • Bless this holy pork roll. [26:45]
  • Fake Penis News [33:15]
  • I can feel it, honkin’ in the air tonight. [38:00]
  • The Fart of the Deal [42:45]
  • Card Crimes Against ISIS [49:40]
  • Shaping young minds. [56:00]
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This week, we uncover definitive proof that Donald Trump is not an ancient werewolf and is, in fact, just a dumb old man. Mike armors up for a neighborhood brawl. Michael delves into the Dark Web. We dive right into a pizza orgy.
  • Accidentally in judged. [2:15]
  • You have to tell me if you're a cop. [6:00]
  • Perfect dark web. [10:15]
  • Daylight shut up Time. [18:40]
  • Garfield hates cumdays. [21:15]
  • Home on the ranch. [28:00]
  • More like Taxgiving. [33:50]
  • The Colonel's good blessings. [41:30]
  • Werewolves and Papa John triggers. [50:25]
  • I. AM. IRONMAN. [57:45]
  • Pizza orgies and Yoshi Yoshis. [64:45]
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November 3, 2017

TILP 45: Step Up 4 Deez Nutz

This week, the boys carefully back away from a small dog possessed by Endless Hunger. Mike laments a rift in the world’s most important family, Michael explores innovative toilet options, and we sift through Bin Laden’s movie collection.
Highlights include:
  • Go, go Kitchen Gadget [1:30]
  • Mustache things [5:15]
  • Fancy Feast [11:00]
  • Strangerest things. [18:00]
  • Fast 9: Civil War [19:30]
  • Alternative toilets [30:30]
  • Spread them cheeks, boys. Please. [39:20]
  • Osama Bin Downloadin’ [50:10]
  • WE ARE IMMORTAL. [61:00]
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October 26, 2017

TILP 44: The Spice Doctor

The boys are back after an unforced error, and we’re back with some greatest hits. Mike wants to crowdfund UFO hunters, Michael takes us to the dumbest doctor’s appointment ever, and we wonder if Donald Trump is actually a rogue AI hellbent on human misery. Nah, probably just an asshole.
  • Ain’t no rule says a dog can’t be mayor [11:25]
  • Hygiene Oopsies [24:00]
  • Angels and UFOwaves [30:00]
  • Melania Lavigne [37:15]
  • Hot and Spicy Deuces [46:00]
  • C+C Scream Factory [53:40]
  • A tail of horror. [63:30]
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This week, the boys step into the timestream to alter reality in a number of dangerous ways. Mike unveils a new underwear personal defense system, Michael weaponizes Jello, and we pull a Freaky Friday with Kim Jong Un.
  • Welcome to Christian school. [2:00]
  • Two scoops of blown mind. [9:00]
  • I really ain’t afraid of no ghost. [14:00]
  • Dance my way to the top. [18:45]
  • It’s the sound of meme Police. [37:00]
  • Slipping into the timestream. [41:10]
  • [insert angsty lyrics here] AFK. [53:35]
  • Family Circus Serkis Circus [61:00]
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October 5, 2017

TILP 42: Insane Ghost Posse

This week, we talk about ghosts in all the wrong places and get a lesson in Juggalo life from a listener. Michael asks how far we’d go for love, Mike gets uncomfortable, and everyone learns a thing or two about the grim specters of death.
Highlights include:
  • Haunt me. [5:00]
  • Toilet ghosts. [10:40]
  • Frogshank Redemption. [19:30]
  • Pumpkin spice kayak. [21:40]
  • Fireside chat with Scrubby Josh [25:40]
  • A match made in weed heaven. [49:00]
  • Marital problems. [59:10]
  • Wrongfully accused. [68:00]
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September 29, 2017

TILP 41: Spliffhanger

This week, we follow in Twitter’s footsteps and take it to 280. Michael talks about being a young intramural hothead, Mike instigates a new burger war, and we lament the state of the male stripper meat market.
Highlights include:
  • Mad pooper updates. [6:15]
  • Flat Earth sobsciety. [9:00]
  • Everybody needs a Higgins. [16:45]
  • Theoretical autumn. [23:00]
  • A packed pocketbook. [28:00]
  • 2 High 2 Walk [33:15]
  • NFL, the flag and Cheeto Prez [37:00]
  • Baby, you got IT [49:45]
  • Classroom crimes. [58:30]
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September 21, 2017

TILP 40: Humping Iron

This week, we get back to our roots: dongs and poop. Michael provides a helpful PSA about sticking things where they don’t belong, Mike reveals childhood scent trauma, and we uncover Chick-fil-A’s Sunday chicken crimes. Someone gets us to a Swiss toilet, immediately.
Highlights include:
  • My milkshake brings hot cops to the yard. [4:00]
  • Weight weight, don’t tell me. [9:15]
  • Jogging logger. [15:30]
  • Poop Tin of an Artist as a Young Man [26:10]
  • There’s always money in the Swiss toilet. [32:40]
  • The Sick Scents. [39:00]
  • 2/10, would not review again [48:15]
  • I hope you burn your damn hands off. [56:15]
  • Don’t honk at me. [59:50]
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This week, love is in the air...and the water, the dirt, and the train station. Michael forms a very deep connection with Mother Earth, Mike gets space insurance, and we celebrate the smartest concert-goer of all time. Seriously though, we laugh at eco-sexuals for a solid 30 minutes.
Highlights include:
  • A certified shrub banger. [4:30]
  • Lovebugs and sex witches [14:30]
  • All aboard the love train. [26:00]
  • The friendly green skies [32:00]
  • Memory short enough to forget you're lonely. [38:40]
  • Hot tub time machinations. [42:00]
  • The Fur Baby Economy [47:45]
  • Brilliant boozy booty [52:50]
  • Never gonna give up this download. [59:40]
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