Here you go, ya nasty babies. This week, the boys delve into the secret world of toilet espionage. Mike does a fitness, Michael questions your journalistic integrity, and we take a two-country global tour of flapjacks. It’s our best yet.
Highlights include:
  • Interntional Burger Boy [0:45]
  • True Fitness Lies [6:50]
  • Mission: Impoosible [9:40]
  • Worst. Hulk. Ever. [24:00]
  • 8-armed mouthbabies. [31:20]
  • Libertarian Pizza Dream[37:50]
  • Hey science? Maybe chill with the murderbots? [46:00]
  • TILP Trinity [58:00]
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This week, the boys revisit a low-hanging TILP legend. Mike digs deep into Cushing family lore to reveal a childhood ursine menace, Michael meets a joke-telling robot that will take our jobs, and we wonder why you put that thang up there. Somehow Operation Dumbo Drop shows up.
Highlights include:
  • Old timey HR [1:30]
  • International House of Bad Publicity Stunts [4:15]
  • Roto-rooty, fresh and fruity [12:30]
  • Hanger stakes [20:30]
  • World Record Hats [23:15]
  • Two for poo. [37:00]
  • The Wellington Bear [48:30]
  • Leave comedy to the professionals. [53:00]
  • United Dinos of America [58:00]
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June 1, 2018

TILP 73: BTS TILP ;-)

This week, the boys light a candle for dearly departed robot dogs. Michael plays headline roulette, Mike highlights the Razor scooter pandemic sweeping Atlanta, and we all survive a close shave in the pool of life.
Highlights include:
  • K-Pop Growthhacking [7:00]
  • Headline Roulette [13:00]
  • Strap 'Em On Your Feet Baby, Let's Go! [21:00]
  • All Robo Dogs Go to Heaven [24:00]
  • Captcha'd! [31:30]
  • Antivenmo [32:30]
  • A hair too much pool time. [42:45]
  • Lots of people doing Ecstasy, these days! [55:00]
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This week, the boys are fascinated by the splendor of a royal wedding. Mike shows us how the sausage is made. Michael uses sound science to get to the bottom of octopus DNA, and the boys get real pedantic with Neil Degrasse Tyson. At us, Neil.
Highlights include:
  • Serena Williams, Duchess of Pong
  • M-Brie-MA
  • Wurst Car Ever
  • The NSA Dogabase
  • Thirty-three scientists can't be wrong
  • More like Neil Degrasse Dunkedon
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This week, the boys wade waist-deep into a salacious copyright fight. Mike proposes a new Holy Sacrament and we decide which Chris we want to smooch most.
Highlights include:
  • Pope 420 II [1:30]
  • Grimes’ boyfriend [4:30]
  • Serial poopslinger. [11:40]
  • Whole Lotto poop. [26:40]
  • Getting cocky with the cocky boys. [32:15]
  • Evans in the streets, Hemsworth in the sheets.
  • Prison stones. [45:00]
  • Dildo Ate My Homework [52:00]
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This week, the Bad Sex in Fiction Awards make a triumphant return! Michael takes us on a tractor ride. Mike visits some horrible vineyards. A listener delivers some very talented, very scary horses. We all go poopity-scoopity. It's our best yet.
Highlights include:
  • Poopity Scoopity
  • Is Tom Hardy good?
  • That zombo John Deere speed
  • Bad murder fanfic
  • Mario possession
  • Horse hapkido
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May 4, 2018

TILP 69: Nice

We finally hit that very funny sex number! Best shed your outerwear, because this episode is hotter than three weasels playing ultimate frisbee on the Sun. This week, Michael celebrates equestrian drinking games, Mike thirsts for that sexy robot with a bodacious bod. Dammit, Karen.
Highlights include:
  • Hot as a monkey’s uncle [2:00]
  • Peak Barenaked Ladies [16:00]
  • What if horse drunk? [23:00]
  • Big, dumb idiot, not sexy robot [37:30]
  • Becoming Karen. [45:40]
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This week, we form the Ocean’s 11 of food crimes. Mike slaps a sports horse on the butt, Michael sends a bill to the moon. We take a moment to think about old people smashing it.
Highlights Include:
  • Food crimes never pay. [13:00]
  • Bill It to the Moon [20:05]
  • The Queen Mary 2 [29:00]
  • The Flea’s Bees [37:30]
  • A shower of shower thoughts. [43:00]
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This week, we celebrate a brilliant Chinese tax-evasion, spouse-swapping scheme. Michael dips his little toesies in the mixology game, Mike slaps on his lab coat and checks WebMD, and oops - you have lupus. We delve into the treacherous world of global fart laws.
Highlights include:
  • Wife Swap Tax Chop [2:00]
  • Yukon Mixology [9:15]
  • The Big Weed Day [17:15]
  • Doctor of griftology [20:20]
  • Fart Law and Toot Torts [28:00}
  • Punch that big ol' shark [36:00]
  • Ain't no rule says a bear can't play international soccer. [44:30]
  • The sixth sex circle of Hell. [54:45]
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This week, the boys take their shenanigans to the final frontier...and things get sticky. Mike helps NASA create an ungodly chimera and unlocks his evolutionary potential, Michael attaches a party wagon to the International Space Station, and we explore the downsides of dating your prankster dad.
Highlights include:
  • A boystorm is a'brewing. [2:15]
  • Sperm Science 2.0 [5:30]
  • Hotel to the stars! [16:10]
  • Does It Fart? [27:15]
  • Thinking about dem beans. [36:45]
  • Cupcake revenge. [38:30]
  • Perpetual banhammer machine. [46:00]
  • Dad's up to his old tricks again. [51:30]
  • Roses are red, water is wet and also a lesbian, I bet. [60:00]
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