This week, we talk about onion ring conspiracies and start a fight with the whole dang animal kingdom. Michael introduces some real tight swimwear. Mike pitches a new pastime for bored rich people. We get in touch with our animal roots.
Highlights include:
  • The Ghost Babysitter's Club [2:00]
  • Lorde of the O-rings [10:20]
  • Pig with a full tummy. [16:05]
  • The strength of 5 go-rillas! [28:15]
  • How Now Chocolate Cow [30:30]
  • Comey, Comey, Comey Chameleon [34:00]
  • Nice, tight man nips. [41:10]
  • Billy Goat Gruff [48:50]
  • Ninja Chronicles [75:00]
This week, a listener submission turns into the horniest episode in this very dumb show’s history. Michael introduces the world’s favorite sex positions. Cush goes all-in on new chicken-ordering techniques. The boys explore the conspiracy at the end of all things. This episode contains: a lot of faces and a heaping helpin’ of porn.
  • Turns out insects are animals. Who knew? [2:10]
  • The Vin Diesel roleplaying experience. [5:30]
  • We are all on James Deen’s face. [12:15]
  • Pornhub’s big, hard data. [19:30]
  • Gotta stay butt to butt. [25:20]
  • What’s the J for? [29:20]
  • KFC meddling with forces beyond its understanding. [33:00]
  • The Vin Scully of Sex Commentary. [37:00]
  • OK, now simulate a universe with penis bones. [41:30]
This week, the boys pull out all the stops and deliver potato-quality audio for their 25th episode. Michael explores innovative bacon options. Cush joins the ranks of chain-hating Millennials. In this week’s conspiracy theory, we crack the hollow shell of the Earth to explore its deepest mysteries.
  • Back in the saddle. [2:20]
  • The high price of Tom Hanks endorsements. [6:25]
  • It’s getting hot in here. [9:15]
  • This candy idea has legs. About 8 of them. [17:00]
  • No thanks, Bill Maher. [26:00]
  • Finally, a Millennial cause I can get behind. [33:45]
  • Dudebro barometer: use of female. [38:40]
  • No Boys Allowed. [43:30]
  • Welcome to Shamballa, surface-dwellers. [47:30]
  • Your bits are buzzing. [64:00]
One of our good, good boys was hunting raptors in Scotland this week, so Michael brought it some special guests to help him out. We did a real interview with one of the founders of the RompHim, and he pretended to like all of our design ideas. We closed out the show with some listener questions, where Michael was sure to remind everyone that penises do not, in fact, have a bone, Curtis reveals his childhood plans for world domination, and we make a plea to Sam Muthafuqqin Jackson.  
  • Curtis makes his long awaited return! [0:45]
  • RompHim? Damn near killed him! [2:50]
  • Listener Questions! [38:35]
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This week, the boys unashamedly become a conspiracy theory podcast. Cush explores the surge of power married people feel at the reins of a single person’s dating app. Michael investigates the horror that walks among us. Everyone learns a thing or two about the depth of human stupidity.
  • Don’t Ken Bone the Rock. [2:25]
  • Slipped a disc there, huh?. [8:35]
  • Chicago continues to be the most dangerous city in America. [12:45]
  • Sand and pee buddies. [18:05]
  • Overlords from the great beyond. [22:20]
  • Just a deep misunderstanding of physics. [41:00]
  • Your Honor, may I please heckle the bench? [48:15]
  • Ride the R2D2 lightning. [52:00]
  • Shitty First Dates. [54:35]
  • Sapiosexuals. [61:30]
This week, the boys take a shot at the original king of the male romper. Cush steps to the wrong side of history to defend Nickelback for some reason. Michael introduces two very insane conspiracy theories and receives assurance he’s just the prettiest boy. Shockingly, we talk a lot about butts again.
  • Ghost riding your own whip. [1:45]
  • The worst of men’s fashions. [3:40]
  • Bros and Butts. [8:55]
  • The gross laws of attraction. [19:40]
  • Marry me! [25:35]
  • I’m just an impostor boi. [34:20]
  • A Poorly Thought Defense of Nickelback. [41:00]
  • I’ll take one art, please. [48:15]
  • The Finland Conspiracy [58:20]
The boys are back in action to chat drinking leagues, bad names for genitals, and the darkest secrets of our parents. Michael doesn’t trust our criminal jiu-jitsu system. Cush takes a trip among the stars and demands a Bill Clinton Animorph Experiment. We talk about being naked for maybe too long?
  • Drinking league aggression. [1:35]
  • No more front-bottoms and wee-wees. [7:40]
  • A time and place to be naked. [17:20]
  • Falconry, the sport of sexy presidents. [25:30]
  • Kill me, Jason Statham. [34:35]
  • Tim Gunn, deadliest man alive. [37:40]
  • Very bad things, RV-style. [44:40]
  • The price of infidelity. [54:20]
This week, the boys celebrate Ja Rule’s return to the public eye and mourn our lost opportunity to sell dumb stuff to Instagram kids. Cush delves into the great Shaved Cat Mystery of 2017. Michael breaks down a meaty feud between Portland strip clubs. We all yell about “woke” commercials.
  • The summer’s hottest jams.  [3:00]
  • Fyre away! [8:45]
  • Fake Woke Brands [17:45]
  • Naked & Afraid: Honeymoon Edition [27:20]
  • Get paid, Barack. [34:25]
  • Trump parodies…but why? [38:00]
  • Shaved kitties and Dane Cook. [42:30]
  • Vegan Strip Club vs. Steakhouse Strip Club. [50:40]
  • Pee and Primanti Bros. [63:00]
This episode starts with Cush whiffing hard on pop culture and goes downhill from there. We investigate eels where the sun don’t shine, Michael tracks down the sickest beats on the planet, and Cush gets pretty worked up about British people. The boys talk a lot about butts, poop and murder. So... pretty standard episode.
  • Smart Cities and Soft Lumber. [2:00]
  • Eels in your bumbles. [6:00]
  • Home witchdoctor remedies. [12:30]
  • DJ Geriatric. [19:15]
  • Marsupeople. [25:20]
  • Big Parasite’s Tourism Play [29:05]
  • Fun with nuclear reactors. [33:50]
  • Y’all basic. [40:10]
  • Juicegate. [45:10]
  • Lock it up, Britain. [52:30]
  • Faux terrorism and just a real big damn dog. [57:40]
This week, the boys weigh the benefits of flying dildos. Michael wonders why Gwyneth Paltrow wants to shove bad things up vaginas, Mike relives tragic Easter memories, and we examine the darkness that lies in the hearts of men. No big deal.
  • Uranus. Hehehe. [3:35]
  • You’re a smart feller, I mean a fart smeller. [7:00]
  • Cards Against Humanity, the ultimate barometer of cool. [7:55]
  • Internet vigilantes, leave it to Liam Neesons. [10:00]
  • Dildo all the things. [13:10]
  • Easter grudges linger. [17:20]
  • Back on that grind(r). [22:00]
  • Looking for jade in all the wrong places. [28:12]
  • OK Google, give me an Angry Cyanide Whopper. [33:30]
  • Somehow a worse Donald Trump. [40:20]

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