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Trends In Low Places is a comedic exploration of the hottest and dumbest trends of the day. Your intrepid hosts Mike and Michael – joined by friendly experts – explore social trending topics, current events and the modern era’s insatiable hunger for celebrity deaths. If you’re in desperate need for unqualified analysis of our world’s most pressing issues, these are the guys for you.
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Thursday Jun 29, 2017
TILP 28: Too Many Sweet Moves
Thursday Jun 29, 2017
Thursday Jun 29, 2017
This week, Cush stumbles upon a glitch in the Matrix and Michael comes to a stark realization about his tolerance for haunted children. We explore the secret history of the Bible, the imperfections of modern technology, and lament the kickboxing Predator that could have been. Somehow, we forgot to talk about porn AGAIN.
Highlights include:
- The right time to punch your child [5:30]
- A cold key is a safe key [7:55]
- Alexa, I'm drunk - buy everything. [13:35]
- A glass half deadly [16:35]
- A sweaty, splitty mess [22:30]
- Jurassic Park Genesis: Origins – Noah Begins [33:15]
- The worst Uber Pool [39:10]
- Sommelier all the things [46:25]
- I believe in the sand beneath my toes. The beach gives a feeling, an earthy feeling. [56:45]
Thursday Jun 22, 2017
TILP 27: Ghosts, Goats and Guy Fieri
Thursday Jun 22, 2017
Thursday Jun 22, 2017
This week, we talk about onion ring conspiracies and start a fight with the whole dang animal kingdom. Michael introduces some real tight swimwear. Mike pitches a new pastime for bored rich people. We get in touch with our animal roots.
Highlights include:
- The Ghost Babysitter's Club [2:00]
- Lorde of the O-rings [10:20]
- Pig with a full tummy. [16:05]
- The strength of 5 go-rillas! [28:15]
- How Now Chocolate Cow [30:30]
- Comey, Comey, Comey Chameleon [34:00]
- Nice, tight man nips. [41:10]
- Billy Goat Gruff [48:50]
- Ninja Chronicles [75:00]
Thursday Jun 15, 2017
TILP 26: All the Pretty Faces
Thursday Jun 15, 2017
Thursday Jun 15, 2017
This week, a listener submission turns into the horniest episode in this very dumb show’s history. Michael introduces the world’s favorite sex positions. Cush goes all-in on new chicken-ordering techniques. The boys explore the conspiracy at the end of all things. This episode contains: a lot of faces and a heaping helpin’ of porn.
- Turns out insects are animals. Who knew? [2:10]
- The Vin Diesel roleplaying experience. [5:30]
- We are all on James Deen’s face. [12:15]
- Pornhub’s big, hard data. [19:30]
- Gotta stay butt to butt. [25:20]
- What’s the J for? [29:20]
- KFC meddling with forces beyond its understanding. [33:00]
- The Vin Scully of Sex Commentary. [37:00]
- OK, now simulate a universe with penis bones. [41:30]
Thursday Jun 08, 2017
TILP 25: The Bourbon Anniversary
Thursday Jun 08, 2017
Thursday Jun 08, 2017
This week, the boys pull out all the stops and deliver potato-quality audio for their 25th episode. Michael explores innovative bacon options. Cush joins the ranks of chain-hating Millennials. In this week’s conspiracy theory, we crack the hollow shell of the Earth to explore its deepest mysteries.
- Back in the saddle. [2:20]
- The high price of Tom Hanks endorsements. [6:25]
- It’s getting hot in here. [9:15]
- This candy idea has legs. About 8 of them. [17:00]
- No thanks, Bill Maher. [26:00]
- Finally, a Millennial cause I can get behind. [33:45]
- Dudebro barometer: use of female. [38:40]
- No Boys Allowed. [43:30]
- Welcome to Shamballa, surface-dwellers. [47:30]
- Your bits are buzzing. [64:00]
Friday Jun 02, 2017
TILP 24: RompHim Stompin'
Friday Jun 02, 2017
Friday Jun 02, 2017
One of our good, good boys was hunting raptors in Scotland this week, so Michael brought it some special guests to help him out. We did a real interview with one of the founders of the RompHim, and he pretended to like all of our design ideas. We closed out the show with some listener questions, where Michael was sure to remind everyone that penises do not, in fact, have a bone, Curtis reveals his childhood plans for world domination, and we make a plea to Sam Muthafuqqin Jackson.
- Curtis makes his long awaited return! [0:45]
- RompHim? Damn near killed him! [2:50]
- Listener Questions! [38:35]
Be sure to check out RompHim.com for more information about the RompHim!
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