You gotta fight for your right…to remix Smash Mouth songs on YouTube. This week, when Mike goes low, Michael goes high. Michael espouses tyranny of the skies, Mike misunderstands basic male anatomy, and somehow Australia finds a new way to commit murder. The boys are joined by their first honest-to-goodness expert to dive into the incredible world of Japanese bidets. Everyone says “butt.” Like, a lot.
Highlights include:
  • Women>>>>Trump [0:35]
  • Smashmouth, but it's actually good [9:08]
  • Toilet Talk, with Oded Eshel [18:08]
  • Smashed knees, porn buffs and crowning babies in the friendly skies [27:44]
  • Mike reveals the limits of Christian school anatomy education [37:46]
  • Did Beyonce teach the world nothing?! [47:53]
  • Australia has one more thing to kill you [54:53]
  • The Official Michael Cushing Fan Club [60:38]
Thanks to RoccoW for use of our theme song, Welcome. Check out Rocco on Bandcamp: roccow.bandcamp.com/album/-
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January 20, 2017

TILP 5: Snake Plisskengate

Someone check on Jason Priestley, because we’re pretty sure 2017 has rendered all celebrities immortal (please don’t prove us wrong). This week, Mike struggles with Internet personalities, Michael explores China’s most vicious gangs, and everyone deals with random urinal buddies and the hilarity of Trump’s inauguration. Mike takes issue with how we label scandals; things get loud.
Highlights include:
  • Hey Wikipedia, check your shit.
  • #saltbae
  • PeeBuddies4lfye
  • Bruce Springsteen and the Z Street Band
  • John Lewis is all action; we’re all talk
  • LOTS OF WEIBO
  • Snakes gettin' sexy, Channing Tatum gettin’ noodles
  • Ragegate
  • What’s the deal with clowns, though?
Thanks to RoccoW for use of our theme song, Welcome. Check out Rocco on Bandcamp: roccow.bandcamp.com/album/-
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January 14, 2017

TILP 4: Bed, Bath & Beyonce

This week, Mike and Michael take a break from the unceasing torrent of celebrity death to explore survival in deep winter conditions, question why Georgia babies are so thirsty for murder and pitch celebrity product endorsements. What's On Weibo makes its triumphant, highly sexual return.
Highlights include:
  • Why can't you spell, you dumb idiots?
  • I Want It That IPA and other boy band beers.
  • Dumb shit from CES 2017.
  • Ugh, MILLENNIALS and how morons pander to them.
  • Funeral strippers.
  • Reptile people, and is Gucci Mane a clone?
Thanks to RoccoW for use of our theme song, Welcome. Check out Rocco on Bandcamp: roccow.bandcamp.com/album/-
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January 4, 2017

TILP 3: Don’t Be a Dick

This week, Michael and Michael dive into the unrelenting hubris of humankind, Christmas miracles and the delicate masculinity of sweet, fragile boys. We're joined by our first guest, Curtis, to goof on Star Wars, explore nerd ownership and much much more.
Highlights include:
  • The Insurgency Against Christmas
  • Dildo Nativity, Satanism and Morrissey Hates You
  • OF COURSE MORE PEOPLE DIED.
  • Rogue One, Gender and Race in Nerdery
  • Fragile Masculinity and White Genocide (whoopsiedoodles!)
Thanks to RoccoW for use of our theme song, Welcome. Check out Rocco on Bandcamp: roccow.bandcamp.com/album/-
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